This is what’s known as a «stop hitting yourself» deck in a color pair that is often seen as boring and weak. Well, this deck may not win the game, but it’s definitely not boring!
Two win combos, tons of ways to prevent people from killing you, resilience to board wipes, a surprising amount of card draw, and a generally funny/ridiculous idea that if you’re good at politics, you can sell it to your friends as a reason to keep you around.
I present … RODDY PIPER! I mean … TAJIC!
Decklist:
LANDS
9 Mountains
7 Plains
Evolving Wilds
Terramorphic Expanse
Myriad Landscape
New Benalia
Karoo
Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion
Needle Spires
Command Tower
Battlefield Forge
Boros Garrison
Buried Ruin
Shivan Gorge
Tectonic Edge
Glacial Chasm
Blasted Landscape
Ash Barrens
Desert of the Fervent
Desert of the True
Smoldering Crater
Forgotten Cave
Drifting Meadow
Secluded Steppe
MANA ROCKS
Sol Ring
Wayfarer’s Bauble
Boros Signet
Boros Cluestone
Gilded Lotus
WHEELS
Wheel of Fortune
Wheel of Fate
Memory Jar
YOU CAN’T KILL ME CARDS
Ensnaring Bridge
Protector of the Crown
Comeuppance
Dawn Charm
Captain’s Maneuver
Deflecting Palm
Pariah
Fortune Thief
Vengeful Archon
Solitary Confinement
Phyrexian Unlife
Worship
Personal Sanctuary
Platinum Angel
Exquisite Archangel
WE’RE ALL GOIN’ DOWN!
Copper Tablet
Manabarbs
Magma Phoenix
Armageddon Clock
Pyrohemia
Ankh of Mishra
Zo-Zu The Punisher
Sulfuric Vortex
Earthquake
Price of Progress
Dingus Egg
Chain Reaction
Blasphemous Act
TARGETED REMOVAL
Swords to Plowshares
Path to Exile
Duplicant
COMBO TOWN
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight + Heartless Hidetsugu
Stuffy Doll + Arcbond + BReckoner -or- Spitemare w/ Indestructible
INDESTRUCTO & ENABLERS
Avacyn, Angel of Hope
Soul of New Phyrexia
Darksteel Sentinel
Boros Charm
STUFFY DOLLS 2, 3, & 4
Boros Reckoner
Spitemare
Mogg Maniac
THE REST
Impact Resonance
Blood Moon
Wild Ricochet
Reverberate
Crucible of
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